Yes, he puts me to shame. I can’t even stir french fries.
That’s okay, you got the looks, I’m sure.
No, he’s better looking, too. All I got was the tenacity to not let that get me down.
My younger brother got the looks, and I got the art of sarcasm.
Sarcastic people would say you got the better end of the bargain. Though you won’t really know if they are being sarcastic when they say it.
Especially online. Someone needs to invent a universal sarcasm symbol.
I vote for this = nnlnn. It’s kind of like a middle finger.
Hopefully it will catch on.
Oh, I’m sure it will. nnlnn.
Ah ha! Nice form.
I’m glad to see you didn’t use it. Thank you. But it needs a name, like asterisk or ampersand or apostrophe. Is “sarcasminotaur” too much?
I won’t be able to remember how to spell that. How about something simple, like * Sarcasm Warning* *SW*
Typing out “*SW*” standing for “Sarcasm Warning” takes all the romance out of creating a specific symbol used to denote sarcasm. “Denoting” has a much more mysterious quality than “standing for”. And since it is a sarcasm warning, do we have to put it at the beginning of the sentence? And what about all the use of the shift key for your idea? Shift 8, Cap button S, Cap button W, Shift 8? Too confusing and too easy to sprain a finger. But you do whatever you want. I’m sticking with the sarcasminotaur.
*SW* I just can’t wait to hear your feedback = sprained finger.
I just can’t can’t wait to hear your feedback. nnlnn = perfect sarcastic nuance.
I do declare that this is the longest comment you have ever left here on this blog.
I didn’t think it was too difficult to spell out *SW* myself, but I am just a bear, what the hell do I know? Your idea is faulty in my opinion, because not everyone can spell. Sarcasmiontar, what? We are seeking simplicity and function.
*SW*
Sarcasm + minotaur = sarcasminotaur. Simplicity in at it’s finest.
Then I suppose we must agree to disagree. *ATD*
What the hell is *ATD*?
Agree to disagree.
You could have just have given my the finger (nnlnn). Oops, sorry, I forgot I made that the sarcasminotaur.
Neat, what’s his name?
Kwoh.
Is he anything like you?
Very similar, except he’s asian.
I bet he can whip up a great stir fry.
Yes, he puts me to shame. I can’t even stir french fries.
That’s okay, you got the looks, I’m sure.
No, he’s better looking, too. All I got was the tenacity to not let that get me down.
My younger brother got the looks, and I got the art of sarcasm.
Sarcastic people would say you got the better end of the bargain. Though you won’t really know if they are being sarcastic when they say it.
Especially online. Someone needs to invent a universal sarcasm symbol.
I vote for this = nnlnn. It’s kind of like a middle finger.
Hopefully it will catch on.
Oh, I’m sure it will. nnlnn.
Ah ha! Nice form.
I’m glad to see you didn’t use it. Thank you. But it needs a name, like asterisk or ampersand or apostrophe. Is “sarcasminotaur” too much?
I won’t be able to remember how to spell that. How about something simple, like * Sarcasm Warning* *SW*
Typing out “*SW*” standing for “Sarcasm Warning” takes all the romance out of creating a specific symbol used to denote sarcasm. “Denoting” has a much more mysterious quality than “standing for”. And since it is a sarcasm warning, do we have to put it at the beginning of the sentence? And what about all the use of the shift key for your idea? Shift 8, Cap button S, Cap button W, Shift 8? Too confusing and too easy to sprain a finger. But you do whatever you want. I’m sticking with the sarcasminotaur.
*SW* I just can’t wait to hear your feedback = sprained finger.
I just can’t can’t wait to hear your feedback. nnlnn = perfect sarcastic nuance.
I do declare that this is the longest comment you have ever left here on this blog.
I didn’t think it was too difficult to spell out *SW* myself, but I am just a bear, what the hell do I know? Your idea is faulty in my opinion, because not everyone can spell. Sarcasmiontar, what? We are seeking simplicity and function.
*SW*
Sarcasm + minotaur = sarcasminotaur. Simplicity in at it’s finest.
Then I suppose we must agree to disagree. *ATD*
What the hell is *ATD*?
Agree to disagree.
You could have just have given my the finger (nnlnn). Oops, sorry, I forgot I made that the sarcasminotaur.
Fine. (nnlnn)
Sarcasminotaur.
I’m sending you the bill for my sprained finger.
That asterisk will do it every time.