becoming a zombie

Dear Quo:

I’m thinking of becoming a zombie. My concern is running into competition with local cannibals. Should I be a space-zombie or just attempt to peacefully coexist with the cannibals? Help me Obi Wan Quoknow-B, you’re my only hope!



4 comments on “becoming a zombie

  1. Thanks, Quo! You’re a real after-life saver! I kinda like the idea of becoming the first space-zombie, but I really should stay around here. Maybe I can lurk around the hospital exits and get the people being wheeled out in chairs. Low-hangin fruit!

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