The Elevator Posted by quo1 on May 11, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: crime, fart jokes, flatulence, secrecy, social courtesy. 24 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Jurassic High School Jerks Count On The Law To Protect Them →
You know how to sweet talk the guys.
Sweet talkin’ is my greatest asset
That’s not what I’ve heard.
oh pray tell what the hell have you heard?
I promised al those people talking about you that I wouldn’t reveal your secrets.
I knew I could count on you
ewes is me cobber
Cobber is “friend”, right?
and the elephant stamp goes to Mr. Q whoot whoot!!! yes friend/mate a cobber is (not that I think I have ever personally used this in conversation) heaven help me if I did speak like that then I would be called a bogan.
I can’t get these all down fast enough. You should limit it to introducing me to only one new term a day. Today, I have to remember dob, hoon, cobber, and now bogan. You’re not playing fair.
I’m not comin the raw prawn with you honest
it’s not that hard to keep up with the lingo cobber, just gotta use ya’ 2 ounces
I most certainly have more than 2 ounces.
and I am most certainly nodding to say that you do to
that made no sense what so ever
Oh, I thought it was another Aussie-ism. If it isn’t, it should be. Use your 2 ounces simply means use what little brains you have. I am going to adopt it if you don’t patent it first.
Yes I know what it means (smiles politely so as not to seem a smart bum) but I’ll let you adopt it – coz I’m good like that 🙂
You’re the best.
shucks gosh gee
yep – I am sending this to my two stink bombs at home:)
I always know I’ll get at least two fans for my fart posts.
you can count me as number 3 – what can I say – i am surrounded by the topic:)
I’ll add you to my fart-friendly list.
i am honored.
As well you should be. It’s a pretty short list.
we are an elite, special ops group.