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25 comments on “What’s A Nice Girl Like You, Doing In A Blog Like This?”

1. I think I found you a new bantering partner.

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   • Never too many.

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     • Yes, she is quick-witted, smart and unswoonable.

     • There is no such person. I believed you until you got to the third one.

     • No, really. She won’t spend half the conversation trying to get down your drawers.

     • Let me guess, this new banter partner is you after reading a “Do I Sexually Harrass Doodles?” pamphlet.

     • No, it’s not me. And yes, according to the pamphlet, I do sexually harass doodles. I shall be entering rehab soon for doodle addiction, but I didn’t want to leave you high and dry.

     • What if I don’t like the new banterer? What’s the exchange policy?

     • If you don’t like the new banterer, you can trade her in for a blender.

     • Fair enough.

     • I am sure it would be a relief to banter with someone who isn’t such a pervert.

     • I’m flexible. I got no bones.

     • You enjoy being sexually harassed by a bear. Damn, is you kinky.

     • Remember, I don’t get out much. I’m usually just stuck in this blog on this big white square.

     • You need a little excitement?

     • I don’t know what excitement is. Does it hurt? It sounds like it hurts.

2. S P I T !!!!!!!!!!!!

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   • Yes, I’m quite the ladies man…or is it the latest man…I always confuse those.

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     • prrrrrrrrrrr

     • Here kitty.

     • stealthily she walks, her soft pads whisper across the carpet, she rubs herself against your leg

       now where’s my bloody milk?!

     • You’re going to have to wait a second. I’m busy feeding the dogs.

     • DOGS??? Oh for Pete’s sake.

     • Let’s not fight. Can we agree we both hate mosquitos?

     • ok you had me at Let’s