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I think I found you a new bantering partner.
Never too many.
Yes, she is quick-witted, smart and unswoonable.
There is no such person. I believed you until you got to the third one.
No, really. She won’t spend half the conversation trying to get down your drawers.
Let me guess, this new banter partner is you after reading a “Do I Sexually Harrass Doodles?” pamphlet.
No, it’s not me. And yes, according to the pamphlet, I do sexually harass doodles. I shall be entering rehab soon for doodle addiction, but I didn’t want to leave you high and dry.
What if I don’t like the new banterer? What’s the exchange policy?
If you don’t like the new banterer, you can trade her in for a blender.
Fair enough.
I am sure it would be a relief to banter with someone who isn’t such a pervert.
I’m flexible. I got no bones.
You enjoy being sexually harassed by a bear. Damn, is you kinky.
Remember, I don’t get out much. I’m usually just stuck in this blog on this big white square.
You need a little excitement?
I don’t know what excitement is. Does it hurt? It sounds like it hurts.
S P I T !!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I’m quite the ladies man…or is it the latest man…I always confuse those.
prrrrrrrrrrr
Here kitty.
stealthily she walks, her soft pads whisper across the carpet, she rubs herself against your leg
now where’s my bloody milk?!
You’re going to have to wait a second. I’m busy feeding the dogs.
DOGS??? Oh for Pete’s sake.
Let’s not fight. Can we agree we both hate mosquitos?
ok you had me at Let’s