And Now A Message From Our Sponsor Posted by quo1 on April 20, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: advertising, capitalism, consumerism, dreams, materialism. 27 Comments Share this:Share Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Cursed To Repete It Hey, You’re That Guy On TV That I’m Better Than →
Nah, it would have been a waste of advertising money, especially if they ran the commercial early in the morning. Reply
Exactly. Now if we can just get everything in our lives to work as well at that time, we’ll be in good shape.
It makes sense if you think about it. How can you be awake when all the blood is located somewhere else?
Thank you for implying that the situation we are discussing would make it difficult for me to remain conscious.
There you go again, turning a nice, innocent conversation about sucking on someone’s cookie into something naughty.
SPIT numero uno
Ptui.
right back at ya
Was it a Viagra commercial by any chance?
Nah, it would have been a waste of advertising money, especially if they ran the commercial early in the morning.
That’s the best time to achieve morning exclamation point, I’ve heard.
Exactly. Now if we can just get everything in our lives to work as well at that time, we’ll be in good shape.
It makes sense if you think about it. How can you be awake when all the blood is located somewhere else?
Thank you for implying that the situation we are discussing would make it difficult for me to remain conscious.
I can’t help that my words make you weak in the head.
Some people would argue that I’m plenty weak in the head without your encouragement.
Then I shall stop being so intriguing.
I wouldn’t go that far.
So I am intriguing to you, Mr. Doodle?
Everything intrigues me. Some things more than others. You are part of the some things.
Its rare to make me blush, but you have accomplished it. Would you like a cookie now?
I can’t eat cookies because I just have a line for a mouth.
Most cookies just melt on your tongue.
I call those lozenges.
Indeed, those do help keep the mouth well lubricated.
There you go again, turning a nice, innocent conversation about sucking on someone’s cookie into something naughty.
I was not being naughty. Its a proven fact that lozenges help keep the mouth moist and supple.
God help me.
What, don’t you agree?
No, I will not fall into your supple web.
I am no lozenge scientist, but I think you already are.
Curse you, MerBear.