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1. SPIT numero uno

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   • Ptui.

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     • right back at ya

2. Was it a Viagra commercial by any chance?

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   • Nah, it would have been a waste of advertising money, especially if they ran the commercial early in the morning.

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     • That’s the best time to achieve morning exclamation point, I’ve heard.

     • Exactly. Now if we can just get everything in our lives to work as well at that time, we’ll be in good shape.

     • It makes sense if you think about it. How can you be awake when all the blood is located somewhere else?

     • Thank you for implying that the situation we are discussing would make it difficult for me to remain conscious.

     • I can’t help that my words make you weak in the head.

     • Some people would argue that I’m plenty weak in the head without your encouragement.

     • Then I shall stop being so intriguing.

     • I wouldn’t go that far.

     • So I am intriguing to you, Mr. Doodle?

     • Everything intrigues me. Some things more than others. You are part of the some things.

     • Its rare to make me blush, but you have accomplished it. Would you like a cookie now?

     • I can’t eat cookies because I just have a line for a mouth.

     • Most cookies just melt on your tongue.

     • I call those lozenges.

     • Indeed, those do help keep the mouth well lubricated.

     • There you go again, turning a nice, innocent conversation about sucking on someone’s cookie into something naughty.

     • I was not being naughty. Its a proven fact that lozenges help keep the mouth moist and supple.

     • God help me.

     • What, don’t you agree?

     • No, I will not fall into your supple web.

     • I am no lozenge scientist, but I think you already are.

     • Curse you, MerBear.