Superficially Speaking Posted by quo1 on April 23, 2014 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: dating, marriage, Relationships, Romance, sex, sociopathic. 11 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Mr. Know-it-all Equolity →
Do cartoons have romantic relationships?
With other cartoons?
Obviously no sex is ever involved, given that you are merely a head.
And just being a head means I can’t have sex why?
Why am I not surprised at this quip?
Because you know that I am incapable of feelings and objectify the world?
Exactly. You have the warmth of a wet doodle.
Let’s hug…from a distance.
Of course, pelvis free.
I don’t charge for mine either.
That’s quite a bargain.
I think I met you at a bar a few years ago.
Sorry about that.