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Don’t tell anyone, but I have Velcro on my sneakers.
That’s nothing, I’ve got velcro on my underwear.
I know I can use that against you, but how?
It would definitely be a speed bump in any presidential campaign I might ever want to have. Maybe you should hold on to it until then.
Don’t worry, I will tell everyone you didn’t inhale.
But that would be a lie. I don’t want to start off on the wrong foot.
You’re right. You lost an entire cigar.
Trust me. It was worth it.
All I can remember is the smoke.
Are you sure that was from the cigar?
Could have been my bong pipe, I suppose. Either way, it’s all hazy.
It probably better that way anyway. Hazy is always better than crazy.
I happen to employ both.
I agree. No reason to limit yourself.
Was this the post I was supposed to stay unharmed for?
Nah. Couple more days yet. I’ve still got a few in the queue before we get to those.
Look at you all busting rhymes.
Fo shizzle.
Phew, glad to know my secrets are safe….no one would be impressed hearing mine!
Not true. The complete stranger I just told all your secrets to seemed to have a pretty good time listening. I think he really like that one about that one thing. Nice.
Well, as long as he enjoyed my stories!