Or Something Like That Posted by quo1 on March 11, 2014 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: friendship, partying, public service announcement, Relationships, sobriety. 9 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Humility Mega-phobia →
Well, I was born with an unusually large heart. The surgeons were afraid to take the risk. It’s been the bane of my existence ever since.
I think you got that wrong, my friend.
Yeah,not quite the public service announcement we’re used to.
The better idea is to order some coffee and see who sobers up first. It won’t be me.
You sound like you care about people’s lives. What’s the story with that?
Well, I was born with an unusually large heart. The surgeons were afraid to take the risk. It’s been the bane of my existence ever since.
You know what they say — big hearts cause folded Valentines.
Valentines day was last month. Just FYI.
Last month, eh? I wonder if my wife noticed I didn’t get her anything.
Bah humbug.