I’m Having Contractions

Posted by quo1 on January 15, 2014

5 comments on “I’m Having Contractions”

justme792 on January 15, 2014 at 11:02 am said:

Haha, really like this one!

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merbear74 on January 15, 2014 at 11:28 am said:

Nope.

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- quo1 on January 15, 2014 at 1:17 pm said:
  
  Don’t do contractions? Or don’t like language humor?
  
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Aaron Guile on January 15, 2014 at 8:19 pm said:

What are you dilated to?

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- quo1 on January 15, 2014 at 8:31 pm said:
  
  It feels like I am dilated to about 5 centimeters and 60% effaced. This is just a guess, mind you, because my cervix is a figment of my imagination.
  
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