I’m Having Contractions Posted by quo1 on January 15, 2014 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: childbirth, communication, English, language, pun. 5 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Not Everyone Can Be As Nice As Me Dog Bigot →
Haha, really like this one!
Don’t do contractions? Or don’t like language humor?
What are you dilated to?
It feels like I am dilated to about 5 centimeters and 60% effaced. This is just a guess, mind you, because my cervix is a figment of my imagination.