Let The Music Be Your Guide Posted by quo1 on November 7, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: anatomy, art, expression, music, musical instrument, podiatry. 12 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← The Annoyance Plea I Get The Hint →
then my arthritis will play up
Can I just twerk my ass instead?
Twerk it. Twerk it real good.
Okay, but you are getting the hospital bill.
I’m sure it would be money well spent.
I find it easier to take my leg off and smack the floor with it. Just sayin’.
Have you looked into installing a metronome for your fake leg? I think they make them for dancers.
Well, if I did that, I might have to uninstall the rum-dispensing-unit. Rum’s a pretty good substitute for a metronome anyway.
I was a dancer – no metronome – but my dance teacher had a dowel that she tap – and some times pound against the floor in order for us to keep time – or feel – in the moment – tone with the music.
I’d like to buy a dowel, Pat.
I’d like to buy a Vanna, Pat.