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hmm I ponder
You bail me out of jail, and I will send you a Christmas card.
I love committing crimes around Christmas.
With all the good will towards men, how could you not?
It’s a good time for the “ol’ bucket snatch”. Which, coincidentally, was also what my grandfather called my grandmother.
Ba zing. You will be here all week.
That’s high comedy, baby.
Also somewhat gross, but that is how I like it doodle.
Get your mind out of the gutter. He called her that because she used to enjoy stealing from Salvation Army volunteers.
Now it makes sense. Thanks for helping me keep my mind squeaky clean.
He also called her “ol’ echo hole”.
Because she had a big vagina.
Like a football down a hallway.
Like a gopher in the Lincoln Tunnel.
Like a hamster in an old toilet paper roll…wait…