Thanks For Giving Me The Crabs Salad Posted by quo1 on July 5, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: 4th of july, family, friends, picnics, relaxation, std. 29 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Freeloading Neighbors On Call →
Picking nits is a picnic for monkeys.
You pick Nick’s and he’ll probably pick yours.
Nick never pays back favors like he should.
Doesn’t he put crabs in his salad like you do in yours?
Nick is slick, but not that quick.
There’s something else that rhymes with Nick but I ain’t going there.
That’s why is never gets the attention it deserves.
It wasn’t me, I have a flea collar.
Are you sure it’s for a flea? It might be for a gnat. Their about the same size.
It’s a multi tasking collar.
WordPress just deactivated my blog.
I broke their terms of service.
Tell me what you did so I don’t do it. Is the deactivation permanent or is there something you can do about it?
I wrote them and said I had no idea what I did wrong. I am just waiting for them to get back to me.
When you find out, let me know. I’m the kind of person who breaks rules accidentally all the time. And then, of course, there are those rules I break on purpose…
It was an accident, I am back on.
I know, ain’t that a shame?
I guess I’ll just have to keep being your friend.
Ah, you would miss me. Thanks, doodle.
I shall now give you a noogie.
i suggest laying off the crabs salad all together – eat tofu – nothing like a little bean curd to keep the nits, gnats, fleas away!
I heard bean curd is susceptible to Beanie Baby infestations.
Vowels are quite important. Picking nits = okay in the monkey community. Picking nuts = not so much.