Movie Review Posted by quo1 on July 2, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: cinema, film, oscar nominations, show business, theatre. 13 Comments Share this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Freelance Work Random Obsessing →
Some say the new version is better than the old Charleton Heston version. I think Charleton Heston is a putz. Reply
Few people know that, pound for pound, snails are the strongest (and most unpredictable) animals on the planet.
Unpredictable because they sit in your palm…usually. But if their tempers are roused or if they are grumpy, they spray poison in your eyes.
They looked so realistic, though.
Some say the new version is better than the old Charleton Heston version. I think Charleton Heston is a putz.
That movie freaked me out when I was a kid.
“It’s a madhouse. A madhouse.”
Than the snail sprays him with a hose.
That is one hell of a strong snail. I wouldn’t want to run into him in a dark alley.
Few people know that, pound for pound, snails are the strongest (and most unpredictable) animals on the planet.
How are they unpredictable? Because they shit in your palm?
Unpredictable because they sit in your palm…usually. But if their tempers are roused or if they are grumpy, they spray poison in your eyes.
Get the hell out of here!!
Do I look like I’d make something like that up?
Um, do I have to answer that?
No.
I believe you.