Three years of high school French weren’t totally wasted. Yes, I always thought calling someone a cabbage was a little weird, but hey, the French made it up, not me.
i have always called my little one ‘ma petite chouxfleur’ (cauliflower)
a lovely term of endearment, n’est pas mon brave?
Eh les Francaises, nous n’aiment pas en Angleterre, pah!
You two have been fighting for years. I think it’s a love/hate thing.
My eyes are up here.
Huh? What? Sorry.
It’s ok, I hardly blame you. They are rather nice.
Stop trying to distract me.
It’s not my fault. I will hide them under this giant blanket.
Don’t tell me where you’re hiding them. It takes all the fun out of looking for them.
Sorry, let me just move a bit…there, cleavage.
What’s that “The Buck Stops Here” tattoo all about?
I have 5 tats, and none of them say that. They say, “Merbear is smokin'”
All of mine say “push button for service”.
Well, it’s easier than taking a Viagra.
I’ve never been to Viagra Falls, but I hear the Canadian side is nice.
It is, sometimes they shine multi-colored lights. No one needs a Viagra after that.
Mood lighting. You just have to be okay with the roaring noise and the mist. Which is normal for me anyway.
You are an enigma wrapped inside a piece of salt water taffy.
is insteresting like instant resting? sounds like fun:)
Nice catch, smarty pants.
hey – I thought you were on to something big – insteresting – i really need to learn how to do that. It takes me tooo long. 🙂
I agree. I’m going to steal the concept for a future post. Thanks for being a muse.
I do try to a’muse’ you the best I can:)
seriously, thanks!
No, thank YOU. You’ll probably recognize something like it in about a week. Don’t tell anyone I stole it. It might break my probation.
probation? don’t you wear an ankle monitor?
I took that off because I thought it looked to “girly”.
Insteresting might be like instagramming? I’m sure doodle’s got one eye open leering at something.
I don’t do anything halfway. I leer with both eyes.
but i’m invisible so you’re just staring into vacant space…
I’m using sonar.
so you CAN see me?
Of course. And I must say, that new hair cut looks very nice. Or is that a hat?
what about my new lingerie?
That’s lingerie? I thought it was an eyelash on my glasses. You must be cold.
frozen…
Some things are better frozen: ice cream, yogurt, sno-cones, Godzilla.
mais pas moi je pense…
D’accord, mon petite chou.
your eyes are half closed though
Half your splendor is all I can handle.
now you’re calling a cabbage?
are you a French-Canadian quo or just multi talented? Or indeed both?
Three years of high school French weren’t totally wasted. Yes, I always thought calling someone a cabbage was a little weird, but hey, the French made it up, not me.
i have always called my little one ‘ma petite chouxfleur’ (cauliflower)
a lovely term of endearment, n’est pas mon brave?
Eh les Francaises, nous n’aiment pas en Angleterre, pah!
You two have been fighting for years. I think it’s a love/hate thing.
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