Even Doc Was An Idiot

18 comments on “Even Doc Was An Idiot”

I always liked Pissy myself.

quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:16 pm said:

Snarky was pretty cool, too.

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- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm said:
  
  Yeah, he knew how to party.
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:21 pm said:
  
  Except for that one time he slept with Slutty. He should have known better.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:22 pm said:
  
  Yes, she was a skank. Heard she had the clap.
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:24 pm said:
  
  Yeah. Nasty gave it to her.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:25 pm said:
  
  Damn, why couldn’t Doc do something? He get his degree from a Cracker jack box?
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:33 pm said:
  
  Few people know Doc wasn’t a medical doctor. He just had Phds in Gemology and Dwarve Management. Dopey, however, did have some first-aid training.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:33 pm said:
  
  I would rather have the Clap than let that nasty bastard touch me.
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:37 pm said:
  
  Clappy.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:40 pm said:
  
  Nice! Did you notice my absence yesterday?
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:51 pm said:
  
  I did. Hopefully nothing too serious.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:52 pm said:
  
  Bad storm, uprooted a tree down the street. We had no electric for almost 24 hours. I had to read a book and pee in the dark.
- quo1 on June 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm said:
  
  Must have been a short book…or a long pee.
- merbear74 on June 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm said:
  
  Both, actually.

Pissy, Snarky, Nasty, Slutty, Clappy and Skanky. And their lady mascot, Lulu White.
If Disney won’t make a feature about that group, then I will.

Pissy: Dammit, the cupboard is bare again. Why ain’t there never any food around here?
Snarky: We don’t have any food, but y’all can bet Lulu’s eatin’ pretty well, if you know what I mean.
Slutty: I can get us some money … let me! let me!
Nasty: Hey Ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work you go!
Skanky: I’ll go! I’ll go!
Clappy: Don’t EVEN ask ME.
Pissy: Nobody’s askin’ ya to do nothin’, dumbass!
Nasty: Lulu…. earth to Lulu! HEY HO!
Lulu: [unintelligible grumble] [obscene usage of digitus medius]

quo1 on June 28, 2013 at 6:44 pm said:

“Hey, Ho”

Classic.

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- jrosenberry1 on June 29, 2013 at 12:23 am said:
  
  You’ll never hear it the same way again, will you?
  
  You’re welcome. Hahahahah!

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