This Old Thing? Posted by quo1 on June 4, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: aging, antiques, marriage, old age, Relationships, retirement. 20 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Crypto-paparazzi Might Be Worth It For Everyone →
You are correct, at 50 you turn into an old relic.
Then I still have four months of pre-relicness.
I say party hard and go down in a blaze of glory, Bon Jovi style.
I should probably start a couple of months early so I don’t end up killing myself on the actual day.
That would be an epic fail. You need to do something wild and crazy everyday leading up to the big 50. Don’t forget to wear some Depends.
Skipping the depends and opting for partying over a tarp.
They make them quite stylish nowadays, or so I have heard.
I don’t know what the kids are using these days, but I just go for the basic blue.
The only thing that would give you away is the smell.
Maybe I’ll burn hemp rope as part of the festivities.
Then I shall burn a blunt. I am helpful like that.
That’ll work as well.
Great team we make doodle.
hides well and truly in the corner
i know you go antiquing with your wife – make certain you keep yourself polished, cuz she may find another antique to take your place:)
I’m a one-of-a-kind find.
this is good – but it does help to stay polished:) good for rust prevention!
A little Murphy’s Oil Soap goes a long way.