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S P I T hell YEAH already on to it!
We’ve got a lot more of the day left than you do. I feel we’re getting the better end of the deal.
Sadly yes – 10:02pm on the third stroke
You’ve always been the one to go to bed before the rest of us.
duh
time difference
seriously
I’m not old
I swear I’m not
not alot
Sure. Vodka and cranberry, please. On the rocks.
Lime?
Yes, please.
A Cape Codder coming up.
More vodka, less cranberry, if you don’t mind. I feel like getting sauced.
Let’s get drunk and fix the world.
We could, I bet. Or at least have fun trying.
Anything we came up with would probably be an improvement.
Word up, doodle.
Word, Bear.
I finished my first drink, may I have another?
Slow down there, sister. Who’s driving us home? I know I’m not. I got no hands.
Have you ever heard of a taxi? Paying a cabbie is far cheaper than bail. Plus, I can hold my liquor.
Slow down there, sister. Who’s paying for this taxi you speak of. I know I’m not. I’m a socialist.
Calm down doodle. I gots this.
You pay for the taxi. I’ll pay for taco bell.
Seems far. Nothing better than a burrito after getting shitfaced.
We are kindred.
I know this.
oh god yes
Let’s go.
What now? I was about to have a bowl of soup it’s so cold here (May? Summer? Huh)
But sod it gin will do…
Gin is summer in a bottle.
oh no, Pimms is summer in a bottle, gin is for whenever…
Don’t know what Pimms is. Send me some…right now.
Google it. But don’t drink it neat, add lemonade, fresh mint and fruit, makes a perfect summer drink. They always sell it at Wimbledon tennis championships. Sooo English.
Just googled it. Doesn’t sound like it packs that much of a punch. Can I add tequila?
Tequila would probably be good. Alternatively just add champagne. Known as Power Pimms. Never been so pissed so quickly in my life…
It’s 10:30am where I live. I think it’s time for a Pimms.
ah no, ’tis (large) gin&tonic time here (almost, only another 30 mins)
I do, I do!!!
You’re in.