Cave-teens Posted by quo1 on May 7, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: cavemen, history, paleolithic man, parenting, raising children. 27 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Song Of Solomon The Classics Are Always Popular →
Hmm wonders where the ignition is
Under the tale.
ewww I thought so – that’s just gross!
hmmm ok I won’t mention it…zippping
How does one fill up a mammoth?
One mouthful at a time.
I heard foliage prices are astronomical.
My mammoth get about 10 miles to the bushel.
That’s why you need to get a smart mammoth.
Or a hybrid.
I heard those run on tar.
No, they run INTO tar.
Ohhh, my bad. That tar is a bitch to clean from hooves.
A mammoth would have to be a hybrid to have hooves.
Why’s that?
They have feet like an elephant. Elephants don’t have hooves, ergo, mammoths didn’t have hooves.
Well don’t I feel like a T-Rex.
T-Rex didn’t have hooves either…nor arms worth a damn.
I wonder how he wiped his ass?
He made the triceratops do it.
Triceratops gets no respect, much like Rodney Dangerfield.
I think Rodney Dangerfield actually owned a triceratops.
Of course, he was rich. He could have even owned two.
Two-ceratops?
Ba- zing- ga.
I bet the mammoth gets top safety ratings with JD Power and Associates!
Only the new 10,013 BC models. The older 10,014 BC models were kind of crappy.