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36 comments on “Excuse Me”

1. Hahahahahahaha

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2. Wasn’t me.

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   • Are you sure?

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     • Pretty sure. I only throw out toxic nacho gas.

     • I’ve been known to get Doritosis.

     • That’s a nasty affliction to have. I had an awful case of enchilada mud butt once.

     • I’ve heard that can be pretty common for people who travel to Mexican restaurants.

     • Yeah. I stopped eating enchilada’s though. Now I stick with chimichonga’s mostly because it is fun to say.

     • And they taste awesome.

     • They do, especially with a margarita.

     • Death by heartburn.

     • I swear sometimes even water gives me heartburn. My drunken Cinco de Mayo days are over.

     • That’s because today is May 6th?

     • I don’t party quo. I am an official fuddy duddy.

     • Good for you. I have found the most intoxicating substance in the universe to be our own willingness to face the world straight.

     • Does smoking the reefer count?

     • I didn’t say we humans had to be straight. I just said I find life more exhilarating when I am. I also, however, find it pretty fun when I’m not. Alcohol is a poison and is legal. The reefer is not a poison and illegal. Sounds a little mismanaged to me. Let us not forget Dick and Jane’s fight to legalize Spot.

     • I am a proud supporter of the legalization of marijuana, because I smoke it to help manage my pain from the cursed Fibromyalgia. Seems to me I should be able to buy a pack of Mary Jane lights, hard pack from the gas station, but alas I cannot because the world is stupid.

     • Outlawing the herb is absurd.

     • You are a poet and didn’t know it. Or then again you did know it. I am too high to give a shit actually.

     • You’ve got the floaties.

     • Followed soon afterwards by the munchies, which brings us back to doe, a deer, a female deer.

     • Doh, a rito, a Doh-rito. Mmm…Doritos.

     • You love you some Dorito’s yo.

     • word.

     • You should endorse them quo, then maybe they would send you a years supply.

     • A year’s supply would only last me a day.

     • Your fingers would be orange forever.

     • Oompa Loompa Syndrome.

     • “What do you do when your fingers are orange? Chewing Doritos’ all day long. I don’t like the look of it.”

     • “Who do you thinks to blame? The mother and the fah-ahther”.

     • “You will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doopity doo.” Best movie ever.

     • You won’t get an argument from me on that one.

3. The new Oompa’s suck.

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   • They are stoopa loompas.

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4. oops pardon

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