That reminds me, I have been diagnosed with MPPITWS (Most Pathetic Person In The World Syndrome). Whoa is me.
That’s easy for you to say
Nothing is easy for me. My life is hard. The hardest in the world I bet.
Suck it up princess
This doesn’t sound like an argument at all. This sounds like a pep talk. You’ve changed the rules.
I lack arguentivity
I’m going to steal that word and use it to impress my friends…I mean, friend.
it’s a good one isn’t it, I think I shall forward a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people and insist they put it into next years addition.
Now now ….I am sure you have more than 1 (what about those make believe ones?)
Okay, two. But the make believe one is sleeping with my wife so we’re not on speaking terms these days.
DOUBLE SPIT!
How funny would that be, no actually it wouldn’t be funny at all, it’s just that well I had the visual ..and oh crap it is funny.
Your life can’t suck and blow at the same time. That’s totally cheating.
No, it can actually suck and blow at the same time. I am excellent at multitasking.
I’d call that being the life of the party. But let’s not digress. This is a contest of misery, not one to see how quickly we can muster innuendo.
I wasn’t even trying to be perverted, dear quo. All I was trying to accomplish was proving that my life can suck and blow simultaneously. It also bites.
Sorry, it was just a Pavlovian response.
Believe it or not, I can hold a pessimistic conversation without ever referencing penises.
I don’t believe it. You just referred to them.
Your such a pessimist.
It’s because my life is so hard. Incredibly hard. Except when I put it in perspective, but who would want to waste time doing that?
I find the more one dwells on how hard their life is, the more they drink rum.
land of quo
Ok you’re on start arguing
My life is so bad,I can’t even start the argument.
stop being pathetic
That reminds me, I have been diagnosed with MPPITWS (Most Pathetic Person In The World Syndrome). Whoa is me.
That’s easy for you to say
Nothing is easy for me. My life is hard. The hardest in the world I bet.
Suck it up princess
This doesn’t sound like an argument at all. This sounds like a pep talk. You’ve changed the rules.
I lack arguentivity
I’m going to steal that word and use it to impress my friends…I mean, friend.
it’s a good one isn’t it, I think I shall forward a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people and insist they put it into next years addition.
Now now ….I am sure you have more than 1 (what about those make believe ones?)
Okay, two. But the make believe one is sleeping with my wife so we’re not on speaking terms these days.
DOUBLE SPIT!
How funny would that be, no actually it wouldn’t be funny at all, it’s just that well I had the visual ..and oh crap it is funny.
My life blows.
Mine sucks.
I must disagree, for mine sucks more.
Your life can’t suck and blow at the same time. That’s totally cheating.
No, it can actually suck and blow at the same time. I am excellent at multitasking.
I’d call that being the life of the party. But let’s not digress. This is a contest of misery, not one to see how quickly we can muster innuendo.
I wasn’t even trying to be perverted, dear quo. All I was trying to accomplish was proving that my life can suck and blow simultaneously. It also bites.
Sorry, it was just a Pavlovian response.
Believe it or not, I can hold a pessimistic conversation without ever referencing penises.
I don’t believe it. You just referred to them.
Your such a pessimist.
It’s because my life is so hard. Incredibly hard. Except when I put it in perspective, but who would want to waste time doing that?
I find the more one dwells on how hard their life is, the more they drink rum.
Cubans must have hard lives.
They must, being sauced all the time. Sad.