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15 comments on “Probably Because It Has Marynara Sauce”

1. According to my food safety training, leftovers only have a 72 hour window before it can cause major digestive upset.

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   • That sounds like a bunch of superstitious mumbo jumbo to me.

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     • Seriously, I am certified in food safety. I am a leftover eaters worst nightmare. Put that ancient piece of chicken in the trash where it belongs. Or give it to someone you don’t like.

     • Give away my chicken? Preposterous. What about the old mayonnaise? Can I at least eat that?

     • Unless you want to spend a lovely evening vomiting. I highly doubt that. Expiration dates rarely lie. They speak the truth.

     • Now you’re against vomiting? Wet blanket.

     • I would rather hurl than vomit, personally. But this is about saving you from getting your stomach pumped.
       My blanket is just slightly damp, by the way.

     • Okay, I’ll take your advice and stop eating abandoned food.

     • The only exception is pizza. Just cut the mold off of it. Oh, and Twinkies.

     • Check. And check. Thanks and please add Doritos to the list.

     • I must post on this subject in order to save the masses from botulism. Thank you for the idea, quo. You are a true muse.
       Dorito’s are only on the list if they are Cool Ranch, by the way.

     • bleck.

     • I know. I would much rather eat a bag of cat turds, I reckon.

     • Mmm…cat-turd-flavored Doritos.

     • Move over Lay’s, it’s time for something meatier.