land of quo

32 comments on “I Don’t Have Time For That, But I Do Have Time For This”

1. There is nothing worse than waiting for a procrastinating cartoon to email one back.

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   • Okay, okay. Check your inbox some time today.

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     • Ah, just yankin’ ya quo.

     • Yankin’ me by the neck, maybe.

     • Of course. Where else could I yank you? Perhaps by your arm.

     • I can see where you’re going with that.

     • <— Innocent and angelic.

     • If by angelic you mean porn-like.

     • You know you like it. Don’t play coy with me.

     • If I had eyelashes I would bat them.

     • Can you wink?

     • I can, but it just looks like one of my eyes is injured.

     • The dirty thoughts that are running through my tainted mind are hard to contain right now.

     • You’ve got a thing for injured eyes, eh? I’ve heard about that fetish.

     • Only if the eyes are brown.

     • Mine are black and white.

     • Then I suppose this conversation will never end with an invite to play with your eyes.

     • I guess is depends if I’m allowed to keep them in or not.

     • They seem ping pong-ish to me, so best to leave them in least they bounce away, rolling under the fridge.

     • Good point.

     • Nothing worse than eyeballs covered in dust bunnies.

     • The only thing that would even come close to being as bad would be worldwide thermonuclear war.

     • Better keep an eye…on your eyes. I will be here all day, Wocka Wocka.

     • I’ll be watching them closely…bahda-bing.

     • See, we can have nice clean fun. How refreshing, just like a summer breeze.

     • It feels weird.

     • It does. Quick, talk dirty to me.

     • Pubic lice.

     • That’s the stuff.

2. double spit!

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   • Out and back in?

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     • nooooooooooo gross