Hey Kid, I’m Not Your Performing Poodle
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Baby face..you got the cutest little baby face.
Babies seem to like it until they realize it won’t do what they want it to do. Then it unnerves them.
They do tend to have a less than developed sense of nerves.
That’s why they hardly notice changes in weather.
omg I can just picture you doing that too
You can picture it because it’s the truth.
grumpy old man, everyone loves the cootchie cootchie coo bit
I do the cootchie boo.
hello there angel ohhh aren’t you just the cutest little thing BOOOOHAAHAA
you’re just nasty
Kids deserve it. They’re way too trusting at that age.
true show them REALITY early I say!
oops don’t be saddened by my exclamation mark.
I’m not saddened by them. I’m comfortable with my handicaps.
and so you should be stand tall and proud..oops you can’t stand either can you, you’re a head that can be sat on a mantlepiece
Actually, I can float around the universe, unencumbered by space or time. So I do have that going for me.
you want a cucumber you said?
oh no whoops unencumbered..well that would have it’s advantages
Unencumbered by space or cucumbers.
quadruple spit
Ta-da.
no clapping?
*applause*
much better
*yawn* this little duck is heading for the hay..well n not really electric blanket and doona.. Have a good one my fine not so feathered (or anything really) friend.
Sleep.
I stick my tongue out at them.
I never said I wanted to traumatize the poor little creatures.