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Stay away from gorillas. Just sayin.
Experience can be a great teacher.
I have learned much by putting myself in stupid situations.
Trial by fire.
As a matter of fact, one time I dated a male lingerie model.
You can’t count wearing a gorilla suit as modeling lingerie.
Now that you mention it, he was quite hairy and smelled like salmon.
I have heard fisherman in Alaska have to be very careful of the gorillas coming down to the river to eat the salmon.
Those gorillas like it rough.
Yes, they must like it. I saw a show on the National Geographic channel that said their diet consisted completely of ruffage.
The gorilla I dated smoked most of his daily foliage.
That explains why they are so mellow…when they aren’t harassing fisherman during the Alaskan salmon run, of course.
He switched to meth for that.
A guy in a gorilla suit on meth can really tear up a house. Not as much as a real gorilla on meth, obviously.
I wouldn’t touch the stuff, myself. That is why I dumped him. I finally saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.
It’s the old story of boy meets girl, boy starts doing meth, girl boots him to the curb. I’m pretty sure Shakespeare came up with it originally.
Yes. That’s the real reason why Romeo and Juliet killed themselves. Sad.
“what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and I need some meth.”
“Romeo, Romeo..where art thou meth.”
how did you see the sign with your eyes closed?
Sonar.
it was funny ..but I have no drink to spit..my sense of appreciating humour is blagh tonight 😦 sowwy
Your computer will thank you for it.
I’m in a ho hum place and you brought a smile – thank you
Anything I can do to help.
I shall not burden you.. out of work…stuck on my writing…juz plain 😦 whingy grumpy mood iz all, but thank you Mr Q for asking…truly
Quo cares. Don’t let what he says fool you.
somehow I think I know that
…you’ll not see nothing like the mighty Q
..I know it’s Quinn ..I’m a writer…I’m allowed