If That Kind Of Thing Is Important To You Posted by quo1 on April 4, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: acceptance, honesty, lying, self-image, self-worth, selfishness. 43 Comments AdvertisementShare this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← The Cure For Complaining Oh, The Horror →
I should bloody well think so!
Thank you, but I already knew this.
Yes, it goes without saying.
Some things are as obvious as a sore thumb, I suppose.
Try picking up a glass of water without a thumb, sore or otherwise. Looks darn silly.
This is why I would use a straw.
Picking up a glass of water with a straw looks even sillier.
I don’t think I could suck hard enough to pick up a whole glass of water. Perhaps if it was just a shot glass filled with vodka.
You never know until you try.
It seems to work better if I drink the vodka first.
Vodka always helps with feats of daredevilism.
For my next attempt, I shall try and sing ” Come on Eileen” while gargling moonshine.
You’re gonna put an eye out.
I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
No, I won’t do it, Rockwell.
Yeah,I suppose the music lyric’s are getting quite old, though I admit I enjoy it nonetheless.
Girls just want to have fun.
All she wants to do is dance.
In fact, she’s the Dancing Queen.
Friday night and the lights are low.
Don’t change the subject.
I forget what the subject was.
Now that I think about it, I’m not sure we ever had one.
Does it really matter?
Specific subjects just bog down bantering.
Did I ever tell you you’re my hero?
We don’t need another hero.
Let’s hear it for the boy.
You just can’t stop it.
-The Doobie Brothers
I think we’re alone now.
I could have danced all night.
-My fair lady
I hate to leave you but I really must say.
– Sha na na
I bet you say that to all the girls 😉
I say that to all the everything.
That must have been a typo. I meant to say ignore what I say to my mother.
…you speak to your mother?…
That must have been a typo. I meant to say ignore what I say to otters.
…otter peoples mothers?…