I Was Saving It For Sausage Posted by quo1 on April 3, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: cooking, food, recipes, sex, sexuality, virginity. 35 Comments Share this:ShareTwitterRedditPinterestFacebookLike Loading... Related Posts navigation ← Training Your Face Making Sure It Meets the Substandards →
Well, if you’re going to start talking crazy about eating cooked rice, I’m not sure if you are the one I should be listening to.
my oh my – take a cold shower!
Showers just make me think of rinsing pasta.
hmmmmm…..
dang nabbit there goes the drink!
That’s the spirit.
almost got me a 2nd time you bugga
Did you cry afterwards?
Of course. I was slicing onions.
You must be good at multitasking.
Like a plate-spinner.
That takes talent to spin those things. I am in awe of your greatness.
It’s even harder when they have rice on them.
If you cook it first, it will just stick to the plate. I am full of useless knowledge.
Who in their right mind would ever eat cooked rice?
Evidently, not you. I have much to teach you.
Well, if you’re going to start talking crazy about eating cooked rice, I’m not sure if you are the one I should be listening to.
I happen to be the craziest person I know, so perhaps you are right.
Okay. I’ll listen.
You are in luck, I have a extra seat on the crazy train.
We’re not going to get into song lyrics again today, are we?
That’s why I’m leaving it up to you.
Don’t do me like that.
You know it don’t come easy.
I’m going to call it The End before it gets to The Point of No Return.
No sense in taking it to the limit one more time.
Beethoven’s 9th Symphony.
Most peculiar mama.
You don’t stop ’til you get enough.
Your making me dizzy.
Like a whirlpool it never ends.
I suppose one of us should pull the plug.
It might as well be me
-Dolly Parton
Over and out, Jolene.
i stole your oil. and i wasn’t very gentle about it!
God bless America.