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arggh! You did again…
Voted # 1 fave for tonight – anything that causes my drink to spit out deserves an excellento on the star ratings as far as I’m concerned!
I guessed you would like this one the best?
your a good guesser it seems
They don’t call me Clara Voyent for nothing.
Clara huh? and your portrait looks…so..um..male
Quo is confident enough in his masculinity to let people call him Clara every so often.
held it in ..I did that time..
Shirley, you can’t be serious!
Can I be the fat lady?
Can you sing?
Yes. I sound like a walrus in heat, though.
I hear that’s really popular with Seal fans.
Heidi Klum sounded like an angel, that’s what ruined the relationship.
Yep, angel envy.
So much for being kissed by a rose.
Every rose has a thorn.
Just like every night has it’s dawn.
Is it true, though, that every cowboy has a sad, sad song? I mean, many of them seem pretty happy.
That is because they just left Miss. Kitty at the brothel.
And don’t think I missed the metaphor of “Miss Kitty”. Gunsmoke was naughty.
Such a whore, that Miss. Kitty.
Can you believe her? Just look at all that make-up she wears like a little slut. I wouldn’t be surprised if she did the whole hockey team.
Wouldn’t that be the whole saloon?
The whole saloon and the horse livery would be more like it. The little whore. Gross. Enough about her…you want to go to the mall?
Sure, can I have an Orange Julius?
Just don’t drink it too fast. Ouch.
I will ask them to warm it up for me.
Good thinking.
End banter.
Roger that.
Good buddy. Ok, that’s it for sure now.
You hang up first.
Just lay the phone on the pillow so I can hear you breathe. (Beat that.)
I don’t breathe. I’m a cartoon.
You win.
i just about choked on my coffee. this is toooooooo funny.
don’t let him fool ya. i’ve made/heard him pant!
You made my pants?