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26 comments on “I Just Bought This Shirt”

1. I can send you a bib if your interested.

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   • I need a whole tarp.

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     • Messy you.

     • That’s nice of you to say. I messy you, too.

     • Really? I am all warm and fuzzy inside now.

     • You might want to get that checked out. We’re supposed to be warm and slimy on the inside. I might use that for a future quo, by the way, so don’t steal it.

     • I would never steal your idea’s. That is a dick move of the highest order.

     • I was jesting. Couldn’t you tell by my facial expression?

     • I just thought you had gas.

     • Not at today’s prices.

     • Ah, I so enjoy our banter.

     • You know I’d smile if I could.

     • Smiling on the inside counts just as much.

     • I smile inside amidst the slime. That’s a reference to my body organs, not some commentary on my outlook of the world. I’m a realist, but an optimistic one.

     • The magic of slime has no boundaries.

2. Stopped by to tell you the thing with the bibs, but somebody beat me to it. Don’t worry answering problems is my special field: “wear camouflage color – it absorbes all stains”!

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   • Where can I buy a shirt that looks like splats of lobster bisque?

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     • I respect that you are a master mind – but all really good things are very simple: “Join the army and you get one for free” .You don’t need to be greatful for my counselling – It’s all for free.

     • I should have joined yesterday.

3. i’d like a spell to counter bird poop on a freshly-washed car!

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   • Who are you kidding? You don’t wash your car.

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4. hell – i was going to suggest bibs – got a better idea – eat in the nude!

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   • That could be dangerous if I’m eating sea urchins.

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     • ouch.

5. …bibs and nude are gone…hmmm… ever tried leaning forward when dealing with likely to spill substances?… works… unless your pear shaped….

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   • Lean forward? What, do you think I’m an acrobat?

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