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Is that a Dairy Queen ice cream cake?
Any kind of birthday cake is acceptable…but only one a day. ONLY ONE!
Aw, shucks.
I know, right?
I am immensely ashamed that I ate two cakes this morning. I can hear my thighs growing.
I have found the best way to wean myself off more than one birthday cake a day is to snack on Doritos throughout the day. It really does work.
I think I might try that. Nacho cheese. Nom.
Yes, the idea works so well for me because the birthday cake I eat once a day is usually a Dorito-flavored cake. Otherwise, it’s chocolate…chocolate covered Doritos, of course.
Excuse me, I feel a wretch coming on.
There’s no accounting for taste.
Can’t I have a Funion flavored cake instead?
HellOOoo. What kind of Dorito-flavored cake would it be without Funion sprinkles?
OMG! Like I totes just love Funion sprinkles!!
I often put them on my lunch eggnog.
Now that is just gross on so many levels, doodle.
I dig deep.
I see that.
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