Aren’t I Nice? Posted by quo1 on August 9, 2013 Posted in: Cartoon, Humor, Musings. Tagged: egocentric, language, lust, Relationships, sex, sexuality. 20 Comments Share this:Share Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Related Posts navigation ← It Will Happen It Can’t Be Helped →
An hour? What, do you think I’m Superman? I’ll allot you four minutes. That’s an entire minute more than anyone else.
i am a bit busy tonight, how about tomorrow?
I could be dead by then.
So could I, but it is the best I can do.
Okay. If neither of us die before tomorrow, I’ll put you down for 10ish.
Sounds good. Should I bring anything?
A ribeye steak. Medium rare.
That will keep your energy up.
…and some Doritos.
Oh, of course. That was a given.
Just making sure all the i’s are dotted and the t’s are crossed.
So I am allotted an hour?
An hour? What, do you think I’m Superman? I’ll allot you four minutes. That’s an entire minute more than anyone else.
Wow, I feel so special. I get foreplay.
Four minute play.
Bang bang shoot shoot.
I’m a funslinger.
Thank goodness I am in need of some rootin’ and tootin’.
Yee and hah.
Ride em…
excuse me – get a stall!