land of quo

12 comments on “Forced Into It”

1. you wouldn’t be quo if you weren’t arrogant…

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   • I suppose you’re right. Being as awesome as me is a lot of work.

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     • I can imagine, do you have qualifications in awesomeness?

     • I meet at least 50% of the qualifications of awesomeness which I believe allows me to be recognized as awesome under the strict letter of the law.

     • only 50%?
       are you sure that’s a valid qualification – I thought awesomeness would require at least 80%
       I, of course, excel at 83.5%

     • No, 50% is the cut-off. 83% is overkill. You should be using that extra 33% for something else, like developing your x-ray vision or improving your banana bread recipe.

     • Forget x-ray vision, improving any vision would be good

       Banana bread (or do you mean cake?) – why don’t I make that? Today’s mission, find a recipe! Unless you have the perfect one to hand?

     • You don’t already have x-ray vision? You don’t already have a great recipe for banana bread (not cake)? How in the hell did you ever get an 83% Awesome Rating? Without those two things you are 65% at best. But don’t feel bad. That’s still higher than most. Even me.

     • So I can keep my awesomeness qualification then?

     • Yep. You’re solid.

2. Life is a b*tch ain’t it?

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   • It’s the only one I got.

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