How are you today? ( I am keeping it clean today.)
I am fine. Thank you for keeping it clean today. I think one of my followers is under eighteen.
I am pleased you agree. I just wonder if it’s possible.
You’re doing good so far.
So, whats new? Hows it…um..never mind.
Whew. That was close.
Yes. I was able to suck it back quite promptly.
Unlike that one.
Damn. Sorry. Whatever is wrong with me?
We wouldn’t have this problem if I wasn’t so damn charismatic…and you weren’t a pervert, of course.
Its a match made in purgatory, most defiantly.
We can always talk about Cleveland. Did I ever mention I used to live in Cleveland?
Yeah, I remember that. West side for life, yo.
East side, yo.
The west side is far superior.
You forgot the word “from” between far and superior.
Are we gonna tangle over this?
No. I’ll back down. My ties to the east side aren’t strong enough to risk tissue damage.
I would never harm a single doodle on your head.
Thank Goodle.
I am proud of myself for not flirting with you today.
You are a model of self-control.
Good job shutting down your powerful mind control today.
I must be getting some interference from power station across the road.
Must be. It is all your fault that I get so flustered.
It’s my pheromones. They’re pretty potent. So we can blame it on biology.
They must be very potent indeed, in order to penetrate my computer screen. I thought I felt a little woozy.
Let’s hope that was the pheromones and not some other chemical I’m emitting.
I better get some protection.
Army surplus stores often have hazmat suits for sale pretty cheap.
Maybe if I ask nicely, they will have some camouflage fishnet stockings in my size.
Sorry to break this to you, but fishnet stockings, camouflage or otherwise, will do little to protect you from a chemical attack. Don’t you ever watch Doomsday Preppers?
I plan on being a zombie.
Good move.
Did you miss my absence from our “clean’ conversation?
I’m adaptable.
To my absence or to our lame attempt at a clean conversation?
Your question is a trap.
Either you way answer, your already ensnared.
I pick what’s behind curtain #3.
You can’t handle whats behind curtain #3.
Okay, I’ll buy a vowel.
You need a towel?
Big bucks, no whammies.
Jokers wild, aces high.
Did you say “Joe Griswald ass is high?”
No. I think the blood must be rushing to your head.
Dag nabbit.
Foiled again.
Good evening MrQ. I apologise for lack of commentary last night and also tonight. I am just popping in to say I am taking a break from the blog-o-sphere for a few days, as I am exhausted from writing non stop for a month. I am still a follower and look forward to our banter when I am back on deck. Keep up the good work and thank you for the laughs 🙂
Good morning quo.
Good morning, MerBear.
How are you today? ( I am keeping it clean today.)
I am fine. Thank you for keeping it clean today. I think one of my followers is under eighteen.
I am pleased you agree. I just wonder if it’s possible.
You’re doing good so far.
So, whats new? Hows it…um..never mind.
Whew. That was close.
Yes. I was able to suck it back quite promptly.
Unlike that one.
Damn. Sorry. Whatever is wrong with me?
We wouldn’t have this problem if I wasn’t so damn charismatic…and you weren’t a pervert, of course.
Its a match made in purgatory, most defiantly.
We can always talk about Cleveland. Did I ever mention I used to live in Cleveland?
Yeah, I remember that. West side for life, yo.
East side, yo.
The west side is far superior.
You forgot the word “from” between far and superior.
Are we gonna tangle over this?
No. I’ll back down. My ties to the east side aren’t strong enough to risk tissue damage.
I would never harm a single doodle on your head.
Thank Goodle.
I am proud of myself for not flirting with you today.
You are a model of self-control.
Good job shutting down your powerful mind control today.
I must be getting some interference from power station across the road.
Must be. It is all your fault that I get so flustered.
It’s my pheromones. They’re pretty potent. So we can blame it on biology.
They must be very potent indeed, in order to penetrate my computer screen. I thought I felt a little woozy.
Let’s hope that was the pheromones and not some other chemical I’m emitting.
I better get some protection.
Army surplus stores often have hazmat suits for sale pretty cheap.
Maybe if I ask nicely, they will have some camouflage fishnet stockings in my size.
Sorry to break this to you, but fishnet stockings, camouflage or otherwise, will do little to protect you from a chemical attack. Don’t you ever watch Doomsday Preppers?
I plan on being a zombie.
Good move.
Did you miss my absence from our “clean’ conversation?
I’m adaptable.
To my absence or to our lame attempt at a clean conversation?
Your question is a trap.
Either you way answer, your already ensnared.
I pick what’s behind curtain #3.
You can’t handle whats behind curtain #3.
Okay, I’ll buy a vowel.
You need a towel?
Big bucks, no whammies.
Jokers wild, aces high.
Did you say “Joe Griswald ass is high?”
No. I think the blood must be rushing to your head.
Dag nabbit.
Foiled again.
Good evening MrQ. I apologise for lack of commentary last night and also tonight. I am just popping in to say I am taking a break from the blog-o-sphere for a few days, as I am exhausted from writing non stop for a month. I am still a follower and look forward to our banter when I am back on deck. Keep up the good work and thank you for the laughs 🙂
Take a break. You deserve it. Talk to you when you get back.
Thank you.