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It’s my umbilical chord
Common sense has a tendency to be that for some people.
I have tried to chew it off
It’s a tenacious little thing. Try a steak knife.
v o m i t
No red meat?
not anymore!!
Just common sense umbilical cords these days.
what??
I’m just repeating what you said. You said your common sense was an umbilical cord and you were trying to chew through it. And you thought I was gross for mentioning a steak knife?
ok I got lost..it happens..I’m old
Maybe that’s why you can’t chew through it.
no need to be nasty ffs I kept em in
Maybe you need to sharpen them then.
my vampira days are behind me – I told you NOT to mention that in a public forum!
I don’t have enough followers to count this as a public forum.
😦 awwww snookums that’s not very fair
You are proof it’s the quality of my followers that counts, not the quantity.
I can hear a bee???
Looks
how gosh darn tootin cute are you
I am so darn cute I can hardly stand it.
I know it’s a lot to take in
inhale
exhale
I can’t believe it. I looked right at me. It was like I looked right into my soul.
I love watching a good bantering match that doesn’t include myself.
Voyeur.
pervert 😉
Pervert plus.
ooer
tis little ‘orsetralian is off to slumber now ..old people do that – have a good one MrQ, ready for the bantering tomorrow!
I’ll be ready.
as will I moohahahahah
Here at The English Garden we believe that common sense is;
a) not that common and
b) commonly overrated.
Hence, Mr Quo, we are ready to learn from you and will be back to check on your words of wisdom.
Excellent, but you’ve been warned. Welcome.
Your perverse humour is attractive, no?
It’s attractive to me. It seems to be attractive to a few others as well.
Yes, I think I like it every day.
Would it be biased of me to say that is proof you are a person of high intellect and good taste?
Not at all! I consider myself both of those things when I’m eating ice cream hanging upside down so the drips go into my mouth.
I thought everyone ate ice cream like that. Are you implying they don’t?
A long-ish pause would suggest I am attempting to come with some sort of witty retort but I just had to do a quick survey on the ice cream eating habits of everyone in Australia to see if they too did this and, if so, did they still bite the end of the cone first.
If you don’t bite the end of the cone, the ice cream won’t be able to drain out properly. This is bad, of course, if you eat it right side up like crazy people.
Well for all those crazies out there I would expect you to work your awesome humour and come up with an ice cream quo quote soon. 😉
Maybe I’ll do that. Keep an eye out for it in the next couple weeks (I schedule my posts a week or so ahead). You have just earned my daily Muse Award. You don’t get anything for it, just the peace of mind that you’ve perhaps inspired something in the brain of quo.
Aw shucks. *blushing. That’s twice today that word has been used in my presence. Trust me, I am no goddess but you can fan me and feed me grapes if you like!
You have to pick one or the other — fan or feed. I can’t do both.
Really? A person with you talent…..
quality, not quantity.